[Baconheads]

Nice to meet you all, here’s where we are all at. T is my name, the dude, T & A we are. Has a nice ring to it don’t you think? Baconhead is an old summer camp nickname I just pulled off of the top of my head. Don’t ask why, don’t know. Maybe true anonymity. So we have never swung…swang? Swinged? If it were my choice, we would so be swingers. I fell in love with the lifestyle when I read my first Heinlein science fiction novel. A, however, would never think of such a thing, as she does not like wearing a skimpy (not thong) bikini on a deserted beach, even though she has a great body. She has said that sex is a very personal thing that shouldn’t be shared with anyone.

So here is the deal. We are going to Hawaii with two couples next week. The sexual banter is very thick with these people. They stayed after a party after the other guests left at our house a few weeks ago, presumably so that the conversation could get a little more bawdy. You all should have heard it after McSteamy broke his you-know-what on “Greys Anatomy.” [Read “McScreamy!]

Anyway, we’re staying with one of the couples in their condo (Two bedroom) and I would like to see something evolve into a same room, same partner scenario, but I know doggone well that if I suggest it, it will fall on the floor like a stinking turd. It has to be the girls’ idea, or at least think it’s their idea, for the thing to fly.

Any suggestions?