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Originally Posted by Unregistered  How does someone get started in an alternative sexual lifestyle? Here's the bottom line. I'm married but my sex-life has completely fizzled. So I'm setting out on my own, without my wife knowing. I want to know how I can get involved with things like swinging, exhibitionism, voyeurism, mutual masterbation, etc. There's so much I've never tried and I'm afraid I'll never get to. |
Way to screw over the rest of us, guy!!!
I'll give you a warning, though. It's a lot easier for a frustrated woman to find a partner. And, as Johnnie Taylor said, "Who's making love to your old lady, While you were out making love?" If/When she finds out about you, she'll probably look for a fling of her own. And I'd bet any amount of money that you're the type of guy who'd go crazy at the idea of
your wife actually having sex with
someone else!!! Even though, as you've made abundantly clear, you would be the instigator in the strife. My advice? Instead of polluting my pool with your almost palpable bad vibes, learn how to turn your wife's "old pussy" into "new pussy". Because (and I'm talking from experience), if you don't do it, someone else will.
And your indiscretion may not even be the trigger. She may just find herself in a local bar, drinking a cosmo and trying to figure out why you don't find her attractive. Then she looks across the room, sees someone "interesting" and decides to hit on him. Ten hours later, he's being kissed and pushed out of the back door as she uses her halting English to explain that "everything was a mistake. A beautiful mistake, but a mistake still." Now, there's a relationship with two obviously hot-to-trot people, but neither one is adult enough to point out the elephant in the room. They could have been a fixture in their town's local lifestyle chapter. Instead, they're still playing the "He'd never understand/She's out of love with me.", game.