[ionsawmill]

I had to update this.

We've had sex in a U-Stor-It building. Cameras all up and down the hallways, but we locked ourselves in the storage unit and went at it.

We've also done it in the woods just outside a golf resort in South Carolina. We'd just finished when a group of horseback riders came around the corner on the trail. I think they had come up the hill a little earlier, but the guide heard us and held them back. Kids in the group and everything. That's the closest we've ever come to getting caught.

We just got back from a vacation near Appalachicola, Florida. We walked a trail in a state park and fucked on a parkbench about two miles into Tate's Hell marsh. There were otters playing in a creek behind us and eagles flying overhead. It was great.

We were in Key West a few years ago, and our bedroom was on the end of a row of condos. The walls of the bedroom were all glass sliding doors with translucent drapes over them. One night, we had great anal sex on the bed with all the lights behind us, shining against the drapes. As the wind blew, the drapes shifted and we were in plain view. When the wind died down, we were just one shadow projected against the drapery.

The best ones have always been outside though. Always just out of sight, but where there's at least a slim chance of someone seeing.