How the hell do you follow that one?
Anyway: Lights off. Mrs. Cpl and I are in bed foreplaying (is that a real word or not?) and I ask her Why don't you get that little thing up on my mouth? She says, nope, why don't you get down there. I said because you want me to lick it, you can bring it to me. She says fine, but you batter make it worth my while. She throws back the blanket, spins around swing leg over to straddle my face, but not quite high enough

knee hits nose, nose breaks! Even with a swollen nose she tasted great and was less filling.