When Sex Goes Bad (Not to be confused with bad sex or no sex life)!
We watched the movie “Chasing Amy” over the weekend and could relate to the scene where they were discussing injuries they obtain while having sex. I thought it would make for a good thread.
Here’s one of our (When Sex Goes Bad) stories.
This occurred when my wife and I first started dating. We were in her bedroom in the dark. I was on top and raised up and pounding away. The bed was rockin and the headboard was slamming the wall (no one else was there, so no problem). Anyway my wife (girlfriend at the time) began to buck wildly, hell I thought she was really getting into it. She also started making strange noises (like gargling). I didn't relize anything was wrong, I guess half my brain was shut down due to the lack of blood flow, I just thought she was having a violent orgasm and plus I was doing all I could to stay on. She was like bucking horse, I was really enjoying myself.
(Hang in there it's nothing disgusting)
I began feeling a liquid substance on my arms and hands and noticed she was spitting and gagging. That’s when she finally managed to tell me to “GET THE HELL OFF” (she didn’t mean sexually). I stopped, got off and she got up and went straight to the bathroom. I stumbled around in the dark, trying to find something to wipe my hands and arms off. I figured she had gotten sick. Of course I thought to myself maybe “I fucked her too hard”. I knew I was good, but damn.
She came back in the room holding her head. I asked if she was alright. She said, no, I have an extremely bad headache. I asked her was it something she ate, she replied with “what are you taking about”. I said, didn’t you just get sick. She said NO, I didn’t get sick. She went on to tell me what happened. Apparently there was a 16 ounce glass of water sitting on her headboard. It tipped over dumping water into her open mouth and then fell on her, hitting her right between the eyes.
I obviously I wasn’t paying much attention and didn’t notice. Like I said it was dark and I was in enjoying myself. She was trying to get me to stop, but was unable to speak due to gagging on the water. She said she thought she was going to pass out from the glass hitting her in the face or drown from the water dumped in her mouth. She had a nice big bruise right between her eyes. Being the caring guy that I was back then, I had to ask “I guess a blowjob is out of the question? That obviously ended the night’s activities. We had to make up some story to tell her mom about the bruise, which was funny in its self.
Lesson learned; clear the headboard and leave some type of a light on.
Anyone else experiences a sexual encounter that went wrong maybe causing an injury.
I’m surprised the Fox Network hasn’t done a special “When Sex Goes Bad” right after “When Animals Attack”.