I think I have told this one here before, but it is the best story I have involving myself.
We were playing with a couple and the male half of the couple finished up with Mrs. GT quicker than I did with his girlfriend. So I am going down on her and he interrupts and asks if it would be ok if she sucked his dick while I was down there. I said, "sure, no problem". We were on a big bed and she was lying on her back. As he was swinging his leg over her to straddle her chest he smacked me a good solid whack in the face with his knee. Like a good trooper, after the stars and little birdies stopped swirling around my head, I continued on with what I was doing, and a good time was had by all.
The next morning as we were getting out of bed, Mrs. GT asked me, "what have you got on your eye". I go look in the mirror, and low and behold, I had a major shiner going on. Fact is, it is the first black eye I have ever had in my life. We laughed about it and commented on how that was going to make a good story. But the funniest part of the story happened later.
We had a weekend long function to attend with a bunch of vanilla friends that have no idea we are swingers. Mrs. Gt asked me how I was going to explain the black eye. I told her if anyone said anything I would think of something. Turns out first thing someone asked me was how I got the black eye. I decide that since I am a lousy liar, I would try the truth. So, with the straightest face I could muster, I told them, "I was eating this girls pussy and her boyfriend kneed me in the eye". They all laughed at that and said, "sure GT, I am sure that happened. If you don't want to tell us what happened, why didn't you just say so?". Mrs, GT and I still crack up about that one.
