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Old 09-05-2008, 12:48 PM   #59 (permalink)
SecretAsianMan
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Default Re: Sex Related Injuries...

Here's a moment I had a few years ago:

I had brought my friend with me to a swing / birthday party for a friend of mine. And as the birthday boy was getting his b-day blowjob from one of the other guests. My friend and I were sitting on the next bed in the same room - just enjoying the sights and getting a little worked up.

I decided to shift positions... and next thing I know, I'm sliding off the bed and into the tiny little gap between the bed and the wall of the hotel room where at. My arms are over my head I can't generate any leverage - so basically, I'm pinned.

My first thought was... "Help, get me outta here" - but it was immediately squashed by the ridiculous humiliation of not being able to move and the idea of being stuck there all night while couples played all around me.

My friend was of no help - since she was busy laughing hysterically at my dilemna ...

Luckily, one of the other guests took pity on me and pulled the bed out from wall, allowing me to climb out from there.

Didn't really suffer any INJURIES (except my bruised ego) but it gave everyone a good laugh and relaxed my friend enough to join in the "celebrations" for the rest of the evening.
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