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Old 07-06-2008, 10:47 PM   #92 (permalink)
K&JIntimates
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An ex boyfriend and I both worked at a hotel. One night he was working the night shift and I was at home. Seeing how it was the middle of the night I decided to call him up and talk dirty in his ear while I was masturbating in bed. So I call and we talk for a few minutes and I start to go into the fantasy. Time passes and I’m really into it (probably why I didn’t notice the long, long pause on the other end) and finally I cum. Just when I ask how he liked that I hear, “Who is this? Are you staying in the hotel?” OMG!! I quickly hang up the phone only to have it ring as soon as I hung up. It’s my ex telling me that he’s been trying to call for over an hour because the idiot accidentally transferred me to a room because he was fussing around with the phone. I think I’m okay because, really who could know it was me right? Well, a year later I’m working the front desk and this guy is checking in with a group of his friends. He keeps looking at me a little strangely and asks how long I’ve been working at the hotel because I seem familiar. I told him two years and it was a good chance that I checked him the last time he stayed. No big deal, used to happen all the time. Two days later he’s coming back with his buddies from a night out and I’m working the desk. He stops in to ask if there were any messages and just to bs (again not unusual) then all of a sudden his eyes get huge, he pauses and says, “You’re the woman who was talking dirty on the phone!” I turn 7 shades of red (couldn’t deny it at that point!) and his friends begin busting up laughing, To which all 5 of them start discussing the story while I’m trying to think of what I can do for damage control and getting more embarrassed. They were really cool about it. They could have been jerks and tried to cross a line with me but they didn’t, the one who had heard me asked if I was seeing anyone but that was as far as it went.
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