 Won't you be my neighbor
We noticed an unusual car parked on the street in front of the house this morning. Didn't think much about it at the time. Not an everyday thing, but not unheard of either. About 3:00 this afternoon I was fixing myself a snack in the kitchen and saw another car drive up close to it. The passenger got out, dressed in total theme party slut-wear (plastic grass skirt, black panties and probably a dozen scarves draped over her shoulders), got into the parked car and drove away. I nearly spilled my beer reaching to spread the blinds so I could get a better look. I don't remember her hair (the swaying of the grass distracted me), but she was comfortably plump (about typical for a swingers profile).
Sombody had a house party and didn't invite me..........
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