[LFM2]

Why in the world did I miss this thread? I've LOVED reading the posts so far! Great stories to tell the grandkids here! **OK... Just kidding!**

To those who've read my threads, you know that we're pretty open about sex with our kids. We've discussed everything having to do with sex since they were little. Well, years before we started swinging, we were definitely into toys. We have a LOT of toys. Various sizes, colors, types... There's a different toy for everything. Step back about 10 years or so... Dave and I must have had a wild night because there were quite a few toys lying on the floor on his side of the bed, which is nearest the wall. Whatever is on the floor on his side of the bed is hidden quite well from the door. The kids have told us for years though that they're scared to go over there for fear of what they might find.

Well, Dave was out cowboying one day and brings home this little pup. Cutest little thing you've ever seen. Going through that chewing everything and gnawing everything in sight, stage.

Well, our son is out in the livingroom with one of his friends playing nintendo and I was in my bedroom folding clothes on the bed. The pup comes in our room and unknown to me, goes under the bed, and I seen him run out the door but really didn't pay it much attention. A couple of minutes later, I could hear our son coming down the hall toward our room. He has a shovel in his hand with one of our green dildos sitting right in the middle, which the dog had stolen from Dave's side of the bed. I suppose I wouldn't have touched it either had it been my parents. I probably would have either dressed in full HAZMAT attire or scooped it up in a shovel, too! "MOM!! You and dad have got to put these things away!!" He chucks that thing on the bed and goes back out to the livingroom. I have no idea what his friend said or if he even knew something was up. I was too busy, bent over, from laughing so hard.

Poor Kid to have such kinky parents.