[two4youinswva]

Under advanced search, I just typed in "There are no upgrades being done right now" from your post. Here's what I got back.

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The search term you specified (no) is under the minimum word length (3) and therefore will not be found. Please make this term longer.

If this term contains a wildcard, please make this term more specific.

So, I think I figured out the problem. If I delete the word "NO" from the search, and type it in as "There are upgrades being done right now", it then works, and finds this thread.

So basically, if any words entered into the search are less than 3 letters long, it kicks the search out.

I was misreading the error message originally.