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Originally Posted by JustAskJulie  Having left the beach with gritty clitty and an ass full of sand to boot, I gotta ask... what IS the right way to have sex on the beach? Standing up? |
(Placing tongue firmly in cheek)
Having been impressed at an early age by the beach scene in "From Here To Eternity" and therefore pretty much prone to experimentation, we've arrived at the following: The idea is to keep the connecting, moving parts away from the sand (rumor has it that sand is an exceptionally poor lubricant!)... Sooo -
In a net hammock suspended between two trees!
But, yeah, if you wannna get all athletic with it...standing up can work too!
