 Re: House Party Rules
When everyone arrives we show them around, and point out:
the stacks of hand towels and baby wipes,
bathrooms and showers,
large towels for placing underneath (in case of squirting),
mixers and shared booze,
where to store their personal belongings,
where the private rooms are versus the group room,
the "conversation room" for talking, please no loud talking in the sex rooms, as it's distracting
how to operate the sex swing
ask about allergies (we store our cats in the garage). one lady is deathly allergic to peanuts, so no peanuts anywhere
rules:
smoking is in 1 room only or outside
don't have sex on the kitchen table (old, antique)
don't go naked on the back deck (neighbors)
condoms are required for anal, and please don't go from one woman to another if you participate in anal
please wash or shower between each partner
no drugs are allowed
no cameras unless you ask first
no means no
participate at YOUR comfort level
if a door is closed, don't go in
Please let the host/hostess know if you need anything or if anyone gets out of line.
We have a large sunroom that we have blinds on the windows for parties. If you don't have blinds, pick up some inexpensive sheer fabric (Goodwill has tons of curtain sheers), tack with thumbtacks and drap in a sexy fashion. Get some of those "candles" that are battery operated. We found them at the dollar store. Take the bulbs out of the other lights in the room. It could be your sexiest room.
As for neighbors, get "happy birthday" balloons or a banner. It takes some of their curiosity level down a notch.
Have fun!
Mrs. D
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