I would like to have read your profile on SLS before you updated it. As it reads now, I think things can only get worse for you.
Averygoodgirl is quite a different name than your SLS profile name:
myboyfriendwantsme2fukyou.
First off I'd change your user name on SLS. That name - all by itself - makes me think that you are going to draw the absolute worst type of guys. Then, after reading your profile, I'm convinced of it.
On your SB profile you say you've been swinging for 16 years, you're 30 now. . .that means you started swinging at 14 years old?!
Explain this please.
After reading your posts and profile here and on SLS, I'm finding it hard to understand (okay, believe) everything I've been presented with thus far.
I'll stand back awhile, listen, and see how this thread develops.
LM