Do I wanna feel?
Sorry dude but no!
I'm going to stick with the razor for now. So far not a scratch. But thanks for the suggestions guys and I may try them in future
Thrax, I'm already at the point where going back to not shaving would look weirder. To me shaven, hairy, trimmed all looks weird.

I'm pretty close to my Dr., we talk like buddies would so I'm sure he'll throw a shot at me in a joking way. I'll just say the ladies like it and leave it at that. He has no clue about the swinging and I would rather not go there. I go the Cleveland clinic where everything is computerized and everything relevant is entered right in the exam room. So every Dr there reading my file would know I have multiple partners and I have even been asked that several times for some reason. My urologist is a fine looking woman, for some reason I worry about her seeing it so that might be awkward. Just one of my quirks I gues.
Isn't there anything like hair removal creams that work without irritation?
Seems to me that would be the ideal way.