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How do you do this properly?

I\\\'ve tried a couple of times and each time it looks like I went a couple of rounds with Freedy Cougar. I have pretty big balls and the sleeping bag is so soft and velevtty that when I try to run a razor over them it snags like a bear trap. Thats when the blood shows up and the crying begins. I like the grass above the pole and can trim that pretty easily to make it presentable. It is when I get to the nether regions that the steady hands with nerves of steal come into play. Since the making my fellas slick and smooth doesn\\\'t work with razors i thought a trim would do. Well now it is prickly and feels like I have five O\\\'clock shadow. No woman in her right mind wants their face rubbing against that. I don\\\'t like pain or have the time to pluck them out 1 by 1. That leaves me with Nair. No I don\\\'t know about you but I\\\'m not sure I want to put a chemical that makes hair fall out near my sensitive jewels. It is pretty tender down there and not sure what the reaction would be. I\\\'m not a guiney pig. So, What do you fellas use to make your package slick and smooth as a baby ass?

Thanks for taking the time to help a brother out.