[SuAndBud]

I refuse to measure it (don't see the point as you can't change it). About as much use as saying "how deep's your pussy?" or what's the longest dick you can deep throat.

Bud's called Bud though cuz Su's fave drink is Budwieser and one night she lay a bottle of Budwieser against him in order to compare size, width etc in a fun/play way.

What Bud didn't know was that, as Bud refuses to let her get the tape measure out on him, she simply had to measure the empty bottle afterwards (cheeky minx). As it happens, they share the same length so she got her answer and has called me "her Bud" ever since.

Even her closest friends call me Bud now and yes, she has told them of the nickname's origin although a few are disbelieving and are always seeking proof. Some on the other hand have asked if they can borrow him (me) for a night which is great for the ego.