[SouthBond]

So you are being pursued by married women wishing to cheat on their husbands. First, make sure that your will is up-to-date. You might go ahead and purchase a burial policy. Be sure and have health insurance in case they fail to finish you off. The car following you with the camera may belong to the other husband or a private detective. The husband my solve the problem, without a fatality, by taking your scrotum, cutting a one inch slice, pushing the testicles out and snipping the cord on each little bean. Then all that you will think about, thereafter, will be getting plenty to eat. I hope that dude is not you. Of course what should take place, is for the wife to say husband, you just are not taking care of my sexual needs. Either you help me find a new playmate or I am going to find one myself. What do you plan to do? Then he runs to the swinger board and confides with TyBee and learns that the solution is to swing. Then everybody lives happy ever after and you still have your rock collection.