[Cloud of Love]

Number One:
My first college girlfriend and I went parking at the lake. Somehow, we managed to contort ourselves in the back seat of my tiny subcompact to a position where we could pleasure each other orally....69 in the backseat of a 1970s subcompact...tight fit but fun.
That was great...until a friendly sheriff's deputy knocked on the car window, shined his flashlight in, and asked my girl "are you OK, miss? Do you want to be here?" She stammered "yes", and he said "You two finish up and be gone in five minutes when I get back."

Number Two:
My wife and I are driving down a rural highway. She asks me if I want a BJ. I say "sure." We pull off to the side of the road. She proceeds to give me a BJ. Seconds after I cum, a state trooper pulls up behind us, gets out, and comes up to ask if we are OK.
My wife, wetness on her lips, quickly covers me with a blanket and tells the trooper that her husband was sick and we had stopped because I was dizzy. I don't think he believed us...but he told us to have a nice day and left us alone.