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pagan-lovers · 10-12-2006, 07:50 PM

Embarrasing moment #1)
It was one of those lazy Sunday summer afternoons. The Mrs. and I decided to get a little afternoon delight. It was a beautiful day. We had the windows open, but didn't think much about it since the lady next doors was in her 90's never came outside and couldn't hear well. Well sometimes we aren't very quiet and this was one of those times. As the moans and screams subsided, we heard voices outside our window. Of course today was the day the 90 yr old lady had a visit from her 70 yr old daughter. They were standing in their driveway 5 feet from our bedroom window. We didn't show our faces outside for quite a while.

Embarrasing moment #2)
The day started at a college record store. You know the kind where they have headphones all around the room to listen to different tunes. I found a CD that I found interesting. It was called Cyborgasm, It was literally sex scenes recorded in Hi-Fidelity Stereo. I told the Mrs. you've got to hear this and put the headphones on her. I proceeded to find my way around the store and listen to some other musical samplings. Picked up a few CD's and looked around for the Mrs. I found her right where I left her headphones still on. We decided we needed to have this CD. So we paid for our purchases and raced home. We put the previously mentioned CD on the Stereo and turned it up. Needless to say after listening for a bit we bacame preoccupied. As the CD progressed the scenes changed from a twosome to a threesome to a full blow orgy, gathering intensity and Volume with each track. I wasn't in a position to reach the volume knob at this time. When we finished we realized the windows were open once again but this time neighbors were treated to the sound of a very loud orgy that wasn't even happening.

10-12-2006, 07:50 PM	#71 (permalink)
pagan-lovers Here to Stay Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 72 Location: WV Status: Couple	Re: most embarrassing sex moments Embarrasing moment #1) It was one of those lazy Sunday summer afternoons. The Mrs. and I decided to get a little afternoon delight. It was a beautiful day. We had the windows open, but didn't think much about it since the lady next doors was in her 90's never came outside and couldn't hear well. Well sometimes we aren't very quiet and this was one of those times. As the moans and screams subsided, we heard voices outside our window. Of course today was the day the 90 yr old lady had a visit from her 70 yr old daughter. They were standing in their driveway 5 feet from our bedroom window. We didn't show our faces outside for quite a while. Embarrasing moment #2) The day started at a college record store. You know the kind where they have headphones all around the room to listen to different tunes. I found a CD that I found interesting. It was called Cyborgasm, It was literally sex scenes recorded in Hi-Fidelity Stereo. I told the Mrs. you've got to hear this and put the headphones on her. I proceeded to find my way around the store and listen to some other musical samplings. Picked up a few CD's and looked around for the Mrs. I found her right where I left her headphones still on. We decided we needed to have this CD. So we paid for our purchases and raced home. We put the previously mentioned CD on the Stereo and turned it up. Needless to say after listening for a bit we bacame preoccupied. As the CD progressed the scenes changed from a twosome to a threesome to a full blow orgy, gathering intensity and Volume with each track. I wasn't in a position to reach the volume knob at this time. When we finished we realized the windows were open once again but this time neighbors were treated to the sound of a very loud orgy that wasn't even happening.