My story (although, I have a few). It had already started out a bad morning, hubby's coffee thermos blew up in my face, he leaves for work. I am doing my morning routine of cleaning. All of a sudden I hear a noise I can't find. Sounded like a electical buzz in the wall. I have a horrible fear of fire, so I called my Mother and was going to have Dad come up and check it out. Mom said call the fire dept. My daughter called during all this and I told her what was happening. After going through the house countless times unplugging all things electrical, I was getting ready to call the fire department, the chief is a friend of the family, I thought, ok I will go through one more time and see if I can pinpoint where the noise was coming from. Steering myself into the bedroom (we had a waterbed at that time, with drawers underneath) and all the time fielding calls from the family, I listened closely.......ah ha! Opening up the drawer under the bed...the culprit...my vibrator, just buzzing away.
My daughter and sister I told the truth. My Mother...well...this was a woman that my older sisters had to explain what a BJ was. I told her it was the backup alarm on the alarm clock. Could you imagine if I had actually called the fire department.
