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Funcpl647 · 10-10-2006, 01:13 PM

We recently had an experience with a couple which made our record book. It was our worst experience EVER . We left the next morning shaking our heads and shuddering with remorse. We actually felt guilty for going with the flow, overlooking the obvious, and not having the balls to say "Stop. We're outta here."

The initial meeting for drinks went well. The bar where we met was dark and noisy and the other couple was tucked neatly behind the other side of the booth. The conversation was fun and lively. We felt comfortable. The couple seemed like a good fit - except for their no kissing rule. We've never tried that and thought, "Shouldn't be too much of a problem." As we left they remained seated.

Fast forward to the next meeting at their place - 45 miles from our home in another state. He's about 5'7", profile says 6'. She's about 150, profile says 135. Not that big a deal so we chalk it up to a confidence issue, tuck it away, and move on. Dinner was very good, the conversation was interesting and fun, and the chemistry seemed to be heating up. So things get going. A little wine, a little dancing, a little more wine. When then the other male drops his draws, Mrs. Funcpl drops to her knees - and discovers a small penis so severly bent that her heart sinks. I literally saw her shoulders drop. Yet another cock problem! Some of you know that this seems to be our pre-determined lot in the swinging world.

We talked in private about leaving, but decided that we wouldn't because we just don't drink and drive. Call a cab? Leave the car? We wondered "How the hell did we miss this?" We are stunned that the other couple didn't mention this fact. We decided to make the best of it, but things just went down hill from there. Because of their no kissing rule, we felt completely disconnected from this couple. My wife later said that the intercourse was like a wierd science experiment, a little painful and not at all pleasureable. So, thanks to alcohol and trying to avoid the male, let's jsut say that Mrs. Funcpl made choices that she has never made before. I could sense her frustration and, for the first time ever, couldn't get it up. Ever. At all. Not even the next morning.

We left the next morning feeling ashamed, guilty, disgusted, pissed off, lied to and anything but sexy. We haven't had sex with each other since. Now what? Your opinions and advice please.
Mr. Funcpl

10-10-2006, 01:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Funcpl647 Here to Stay Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 34 Location: Portland Oregon Status: Couple	Completely bent out of shape We recently had an experience with a couple which made our record book. It was our worst experience EVER . We left the next morning shaking our heads and shuddering with remorse. We actually felt guilty for going with the flow, overlooking the obvious, and not having the balls to say "Stop. We're outta here." The initial meeting for drinks went well. The bar where we met was dark and noisy and the other couple was tucked neatly behind the other side of the booth. The conversation was fun and lively. We felt comfortable. The couple seemed like a good fit - except for their no kissing rule. We've never tried that and thought, "Shouldn't be too much of a problem." As we left they remained seated. Fast forward to the next meeting at their place - 45 miles from our home in another state. He's about 5'7", profile says 6'. She's about 150, profile says 135. Not that big a deal so we chalk it up to a confidence issue, tuck it away, and move on. Dinner was very good, the conversation was interesting and fun, and the chemistry seemed to be heating up. So things get going. A little wine, a little dancing, a little more wine. When then the other male drops his draws, Mrs. Funcpl drops to her knees - and discovers a small penis so severly bent that her heart sinks. I literally saw her shoulders drop. Yet another cock problem! Some of you know that this seems to be our pre-determined lot in the swinging world. We talked in private about leaving, but decided that we wouldn't because we just don't drink and drive. Call a cab? Leave the car? We wondered "How the hell did we miss this?" We are stunned that the other couple didn't mention this fact. We decided to make the best of it, but things just went down hill from there. Because of their no kissing rule, we felt completely disconnected from this couple. My wife later said that the intercourse was like a wierd science experiment, a little painful and not at all pleasureable. So, thanks to alcohol and trying to avoid the male, let's jsut say that Mrs. Funcpl made choices that she has never made before. I could sense her frustration and, for the first time ever, couldn't get it up. Ever. At all. Not even the next morning. We left the next morning feeling ashamed, guilty, disgusted, pissed off, lied to and anything but sexy. We haven't had sex with each other since. Now what? Your opinions and advice please. Mr. Funcpl