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Old 05-18-2006, 01:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: Major Problem…No One To Talk Too!

Ahhh...young wives. They're like young puppies. When they piss on the furniture, you gotta whack 'em on the ass right then and there, or they'll get the idea that whatever they're doing is OK with you.

You're problem, my young friend, is that you didn't whack your wife on the ass the first time she gave some strange guy a blow job. Oh well...too late now. But there IS something else you can do...

You say that "she's planning to meet again this Saturday night but for actual intercourse…" In other words, she's sort of "lifting her leg in the direction of your furniture," but she hasn't actually started spraying the sofa yet. Now's the time you have to make some noise! In as loud and authoritative voice as you can muster, tell her, "NO!...STOP!" and wave a rolled-up newspaper at her. Sure, it will startle her. She may even try to do it again a few moments later, at which time you repeat the commands "NO! STOP!" over again. Repeat as often as necessary.

Eventually, she'll learn what you'll stand for, and what you will not.

Yep...they're just like puppies. The sooner they know what the rules are, the better. If you don't do something about it now, there will never be any peace in your home later. Like Tony Soprano says...

"The shit don't go back IN the donkey!"
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