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Old 03-16-2006, 09:34 PM   #61 (permalink)
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DFW Airport 1990's

Allie and I were living in Dallas and she had to get home for the holidays so I drove her to the airport.

It was freezing cold, ice on the runways and the planes were all delayed so.....we decided to sneak off to a ladies room in a part of the airport that was nearly deserted.

We started having sex in a stall and things were just getting good when we heard a woman coming into the stall next to us. Allie put her hand on my mouth and I lifted my legs off the floor and patiently waited for the woman to finish. This was not a #1 job the lady was doing over there. She was making all kinds of gross noises and it took a whole lot of energy (and both of Allie's hands on my mouth) to keep us from cracking up.

She finally left, we had our fun and I snuck out of the bathroom. A good 5 minutes passed by and still Allie was in the ladies room. She yelled out for me to come help her.

Her zipper was stuck. She was wearing a jean dress that had a zipper that ran all the way up the length of the dress. She couldn't get the zipper to work above her knees. I started yanking and pulling on that stubborn zipper when suddenly another woman came into the bathroom and looked at me like I was attacking Allie.

It ended up that I ran down to the gift shop and there were no sweaters or anything in there to buy that would work for Allie so I bought a pair of way small boys shorts and ran back to Allie. She looked at me like I was crazy so I ripped off my jeans and sweater and gave them to Allie.

We got a lot of odd looks as we walked through the airport. Allie dressed in my jeans and sweater. She had no belt so she had to keep pulling her/my pants up. And I was in tennis shoes, tight tight boys shorts and a white T-shirt.

I kissed her goodbye, she got on the plane and I walked back through the airport then out to the bitter cold DFW parking lot.

She told me later that I should have seen the look on her parent's face when they picked her up from the airport.

John
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