ok im finally gonna let this one go
when mrs.fun and i were young we finaly got alone at my parents house first time we were goin at it like young kids do when all the sudden i had the urge to fart
well i thaught i could just kinda be real quiet about it and ease my way through.
well it was a full blown toot followed by a toot with each huf of the laugh
no stoppin it for several in a row we started laughin so hard that was the end of the new experiance for a while. we still laugh about it to this day 27 years later