Alright, now that I've had time to rethink Thrax's orginial question, I've come up with this.
Breakfast
I would want to have breakfast with Sam Walton. He's a simple guy, and while I'd love to shock the hell out of him by taking him to breakfast at the Burj Al Arab, I don't think that would go over too well. So, I'd probably choose the Waffle Shop (I mean, why would you go anywhere else for breakfast

). He'd have a banana-nut waffle and I'd have a chocolate chip waffle. Yummy! facelick And I'd ask him if I can set up a Wal*Mart store in Dubai. We really need one. I have a pretty good business case for it too.
Lunch
I'd have lunch with Victoria. She'd have a sparkling water, even though I ordered her a fresh veggie plate. I'd have a caprese salad and most of the veggies she didn't eat. And I'd ask her this, "What
is Victoria's Secret?"
~SS