 Most unusual place you've ever------
Remember the old "Newly Wed Game" with Bob Eubanks?Somebody gave me a video called "The Best of the Newly Wed Game" a while back and the funniest question and answer was "Where was the most unusual place you've ever made woopie?" Lots of really unusual and creative places were mentioned but the best answer by far was "In the butt Bob, in the butt."
Ok, lots of folks have tried that with mixed results. Lets talk about GEOGRAPHIC LOCATIONS AND SITUATIONS. Mile high club, 100' club, etc.
For me, it was in the Wave Pool at Adventure Island in Tampa on the 4th of July with about 5,000 other folks in the pool too. Absolutely shoulder to shoulder folks. An old lady watched the whole thing and I know she knew exactly what we were doing. My sweetie at the time wasn't a screamer or a moaner--at the right time she went "Uh-Un, uhhhhhhh and thrashed a lot. Her final thrashing usually made me thrash some too. Pretty obvious what was transpiring, I guess. I must've been about 45 at the time. Janie was about 37-38 or so. Not a bad memory and cheaper than a motel room.
A changing room at Beall's worked pretty well once and the freshly used condom on the floor caused some constarnation and constipation too.
When the occasion arises, I truely believe that it should be taken advantage of if at all possible but I certainly believe in locked doors. I darn sure don't want to go to jail.
My business sorta sucks this time of year so I need a few laughs. Bring on some funny stuff.
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