Strangest time----We were having sex in a park playground area right about dusk and no one was around. Then all the sudden there were bright lights and a truck rolled up less then 10 feet away. It was the park ranger telling us that the park was closed. Luckily I was wearing a skirt and sitting sideways on him, because if I had stood up we probably would have went to jail. I played it off and told him we were getting ready to leave, and then just sat there until he pulled away.
Strangest place---- This is sick, but in a church. I am actually ashamed of myself now, but at the time it seemed like a good idea.
Swinging adventure---I don't know whether this counts or not, since at the time I didn't consider it swinging. Years ago before I was married the opportunity came up to enjoy FFM with a guy I was dating. I was very excited and also scared at the time. The other female was interested in mainly me, and at the time I wasn't really sure about the bi experience. So instead of dealing with it head on, I got so drunk that I spent most of the night praying at the porcelain alter. (ooops, I was someone elses bad experience

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Mrs. Me