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JnCC · 01-27-2006, 08:38 PM

Jeezus girl, where do you find time for a life?

If I took on the responsibility for telling everybody in the whole world what I thought they were doing wrong, and what I thought they needed to do to correct it, I wouldn't have time to sit here and respond to these inane posts.

Besides which, I'd probably be spending more time on the floor than I would standing up.

If there's a possibility it could cause physical injury or harm anybody outside the immediate family (domestic violence or drunk drivers, for example) I'll speak up. Otherwise, I have neither the time nor inclination to get involved in other peoples family affairs. I will help where help is asked for, but I don't butt into other peoples business, and I'd appreciate it if they'll refrain from butting into mine.

If any man ever starts being totally honest, his marriage and/or social life will be OVER. Finis. Kaput.

"Dear, let's not buy anything more out of the Frederick's Catalogue until you've had a chance to talk to those Jenny Craig people, mmmm-kay?"

"I don't need to take any 'little blue pills' when I'm fantasizing about the babysitter..."

"You know dear, there's hardly a day that goes by, that I don't think about my high-school sweetheart."

"Those aren't tits. Those are boobs...big, floppy, boobs. Now your little sister...she has some great tits, I tell ya"

"That tattoo above your ass looks like it came out of a J.C. Whitney catalogue. Couldn't you afford something original?"

"Oh yea...the best blowjob I ever got was from one of your Bridesmaids. What? Did I say something wrong?"

"You gots one ugly-ass pussy. Don't you think that thang would look better with some hair on it? Well, I do"

"How cute! The 'blue' in the bluebirds tattooed on your breast brings out the blue in the veins running all over them"

"No, that dress doesn't 'make your ass look fat.' Your ass IS fat."

And the one that a lot of guys would like to say, but don't...

"The thing I like most about swinging is that, even though I love you more and more each day, I'm getting really tired of fucking you."

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth..."

01-27-2006, 08:38 PM	#26 (permalink)
JnCC Has Left the Building Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 817 Location: Mulletsville, USA	Re: married going alone Jeezus girl, where do you find time for a life? If I took on the responsibility for telling everybody in the whole world what I thought they were doing wrong, and what I thought they needed to do to correct it, I wouldn't have time to sit here and respond to these inane posts. Besides which, I'd probably be spending more time on the floor than I would standing up. If there's a possibility it could cause physical injury or harm anybody outside the immediate family (domestic violence or drunk drivers, for example) I'll speak up. Otherwise, I have neither the time nor inclination to get involved in other peoples family affairs. I will help where help is asked for, but I don't butt into other peoples business, and I'd appreciate it if they'll refrain from butting into mine. If any man ever starts being totally honest, his marriage and/or social life will be OVER. Finis. Kaput. "Dear, let's not buy anything more out of the Frederick's Catalogue until you've had a chance to talk to those Jenny Craig people, mmmm-kay?" "I don't need to take any 'little blue pills' when I'm fantasizing about the babysitter..." "You know dear, there's hardly a day that goes by, that I don't think about my high-school sweetheart." "Those aren't tits. Those are boobs...big, floppy, boobs. Now your little sister...she has some great tits, I tell ya" "That tattoo above your ass looks like it came out of a J.C. Whitney catalogue. Couldn't you afford something original?" "Oh yea...the best blowjob I ever got was from one of your Bridesmaids. What? Did I say something wrong?" "You gots one ugly-ass pussy. Don't you think that thang would look better with some hair on it? Well, I do" "How cute! The 'blue' in the bluebirds tattooed on your breast brings out the blue in the veins running all over them" "No, that dress doesn't 'make your ass look fat.' Your ass IS fat." And the one that a lot of guys would like to say, but don't... "The thing I like most about swinging is that, even though I love you* more and more each day, I'm getting really tired of fucking you."* "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth..."