[Zoe&Wash]

There are no swingers in Ohio. The real action is someplace else. Don't believe what these alleged Ohioans say - they're actually plants from Pennsylvania and Indiana.

Matter of fact, I've driven through this "Ohio" and have found it indistinguishable from many other midwestern states. I question it's existence completely. I believe (and I think the evidence will show) that the "Ohio Turnpike" is actually a fund-raising scheme from the Elkhart, Indiana JayCees.

I submit that the very existence of "Ohio" is one that should be put to the test immediately - please note that once we even start talking about "Ohio" that "Spoo" starts talking about a "house" that he wants to "sell"

There's more to this then meets the eye.

W