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suthrngntlmun · 12-22-2002, 06:33 AM

The Full Moon produces the highest tides and the hardest **** for me, at least.

I go a little crazy on the Full Moon. I don't have the cyclic inner workings women do so the moon must govern my "cycle."

Being single,(sexually at least) the Full Moon causes a little anxiety in me. It brings out the "hound-dog" instinct. No, maybe not hound dog, just a natural urge to get laid often and well when the moon is high. I've had the comment that my usual "FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE"(yeah right) was even better on the Full Moon.

Next Full Moon, plan something and pay attention to how you and others react to the gravitatonal pull of the Full Moon. (IF YOU ARE SHORT A SINGLE GUY, CALL ME.)

How about this for a tag line "Life is too short to not get laid often and well." Benjamin Franklin, Oct.17, 1771.

suthrngntlmun

12-22-2002, 06:33 AM	#18 (permalink)
suthrngntlmun Here to Stay Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 24 Location: Inglis, Florida	Kinda like flashlight (EverReady) but full moon is best. The Full Moon produces the highest tides and the hardest **** for me, at least. I go a little crazy on the Full Moon. I don't have the cyclic inner workings women do so the moon must govern my "cycle." Being single,(sexually at least) the Full Moon causes a little anxiety in me. It brings out the "hound-dog" instinct. No, maybe not hound dog, just a natural urge to get laid often and well when the moon is high. I've had the comment that my usual "FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE"(yeah right) was even better on the Full Moon. Next Full Moon, plan something and pay attention to how you and others react to the gravitatonal pull of the Full Moon. (IF YOU ARE SHORT A SINGLE GUY, CALL ME.) How about this for a tag line "Life is too short to not get laid often and well." Benjamin Franklin, Oct.17, 1771. suthrngntlmun __________________ suthrngntlmun