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Thrax · 01-14-2006, 07:01 PM

I was contacted by a couple in December. They are long-time nudists but say they are relative newbies to swinging. They are full-time members of the on-premise club I belong to, but I never met them (which is not out of the ordinary). After much emailing back and forth we are meeting for breakfast on Sunday morning, and if things work out, we will be going to their place to watch the Stillers play the Colts. And, as a sidepoint, in a reversal of the general order of things, I will NOT be the n00b this time! More on that if you wanna know.

Anyway, I’m doing the usual manscaping tonight in preparation for the Sunday meeting, and will take the usual small stash of condoms and lube, just in case. (Oh, puuhhhhleeezzzz, Lord!....)

If I’m invited to a swing house-party or campout, I usually take a covered dish, usually some tailgating thing (chili, cookies, cake, etc.) I’ve learned to prepare, but for couples or single female encounters I usually take some combo of the following: flowers, scented candle, pistachios or some other kind of snack nuts, little bags of Ghirardelli – or similar – chocolates, or some other type of giftee thang. I’ve never been married, but the realist in me (or the cynic) learned early on in my few long-term relationships, that small gifts, even if a tad inappropriate, go a long way. Yes, YES, I know I’m cynical and manipulative!

And if I’m meeting up with a couple or single female I also will take a bottle of my own alcohol, or a six-pack. Hey, I think that’s polite, and at the very least I have the alcohol I like to drink, and it gives them the subliminal message that I am not sponging off of them for sex AND alcohol.

So, my question for you couples (actually for the female half) and single females: What are the best and worst “first-meeting-to-maybe-probably-we'll-have-sex” gifts you have received? And if a single male would show up at your door, what would you like as a little gift that would make you go, at least, “Awwwwwwww!” (in a good way)

(I’m just trying to make things easier for the single males and more pleasant for the couples and single females. If you have a problem with that, please don’t answer this thread. Thanks.)

Thrax

01-14-2006, 07:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Thrax Celebrate perversity Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,414 Location: Pittsburgh Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Thrax	Beware of Single Males Bearing Gifts... I was contacted by a couple in December. They are long-time nudists but say they are relative newbies to swinging. They are full-time members of the on-premise club I belong to, but I never met them (which is not out of the ordinary). After much emailing back and forth we are meeting for breakfast on Sunday morning, and if things work out, we will be going to their place to watch the Stillers play the Colts. And, as a sidepoint, in a reversal of the general order of things, I will NOT be the n00b this time! More on that if you wanna know. Anyway, I’m doing the usual manscaping tonight in preparation for the Sunday meeting, and will take the usual small stash of condoms and lube, just in case. (Oh, puuhhhhleeezzzz, Lord!....) If I’m invited to a swing house-party or campout, I usually take a covered dish, usually some tailgating thing (chili, cookies, cake, etc.) I’ve learned to prepare, but for couples or single female encounters I usually take some combo of the following: flowers, scented candle, pistachios or some other kind of snack nuts, little bags of Ghirardelli – or similar – chocolates, or some other type of giftee thang. I’ve never been married, but the realist in me (or the cynic) learned early on in my few long-term relationships, that small gifts, even if a tad inappropriate, go a long way. Yes, YES, I know I’m cynical and manipulative! And if I’m meeting up with a couple or single female I also will take a bottle of my own alcohol, or a six-pack. Hey, I think that’s polite, and at the very least I have the alcohol I like to drink, and it gives them the subliminal message that I am not sponging off of them for sex AND alcohol. So, my question for you couples (actually for the female half) and single females: What are the best and worst “first-meeting-to-maybe-probably-we'll-have-sex” gifts you have received? And if a single male would show up at your door, what would you like as a little gift that would make you go, at least, “Awwwwwwww!” (in a good way) (I’m just trying to make things easier for the single males and more pleasant for the couples and single females. If you have a problem with that, please don’t answer this thread. Thanks.) Thrax __________________ You get what you play for.