I think the title of the previous thread was "Men's Hair Between the Legs" ... so that's probably why it didn't turn up in any of your searches; I doubt you used the right keywords to take you there.
Here is the link to that particular thread.
It might be better to actually read through that and revive that thread than to start a new one.
The one thing about message boards is that most questions have been asked, it's just a matter of being able to find them that becomes tricky.
