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Old 12-30-2005, 07:43 AM   #14 (permalink)
EvilMJ
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Default Re: "Bad Boobs" ... Defined

There are more women here girl that understand your boob situation than you know. I am a D cup myself, and complain that I have no cleavage, literally you can put your hand in between them, and yes when I lay down they fall to the sides.

There is a story that my mother loves to tell about how my grandmother (who knew the funeral director as we come from a small town), told the funeral director that when she died and was put out for the viewing she reqeusted that he put popsicle sticks under her arms to prop up her boobs. Gotta love that woman.

I was a bit paranoid about my boobs until I started swinging. Man I get more compliments now then I ever did. So now I don't care whether or not they are perky little B's or saggy D's, I have learned to love them as they are in all their post baby somewhat saggy glory.

They aren't bad boobs, they just have a lot of personality
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