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OhioCouple · 12-12-2002, 02:24 PM

I have a feeling this holiday season is going to be one to remember for sure. Most of those who know me from this site, know that my youngest and most spiciest child (age 19 1/2) has been acting VERY curious about our last years activities. She has been toying with us since about September or so of last year and has enjoyed every moment of it.

Generally this youngest and most spiciest usually creates all of my siggy's for me. She is very good at it. Welp, yesterday I asked her to start thinking of one for after Christmas that had to deal with winter. The urchin is on a roll.

I just recieved what she thought would be an interesting new siggy. It was of a naked, vuloptuous woman laying on the floor in a very alluring manner. Beneath it the type said "At your service". she signed it to me with one of her favorite lines that she loves to use when she is being very naughty.

"ROFLMAOPIMPX1,000,000,000" "Will this do?"

I'll admit I chuckled, so I responded back with asking where was the open fire, bear skin rug, and Mel Gibson.

Then she moved the naked woman in the same position to a bedroom and on a bed.

Fine, so I asked, where in the Heck is Mel? She then sends me a picture of a naked man, telling me that she couldn't get him in the bedroom with me, and that he prefers self-masturbation anyway. He'll have fun just looking at my siggy.

I'll admit I am laughing really hard over this, BUT...you can bet come Chrismas day...there will not be a toy, piece of seductive clothing or a video that won't be stored in the attic under lock and key. I am so glad we have this new computer which has absolutely NO XXX pics on it, so I am afraid I am going to take the air out of her tires. I'll also make sure that she cannot corner me alone. I'll have somebody hooked to my hip all day, because if she can find a way to ask....trust me she will!

Mrs. O ~ Who has the spiciest child in the country.

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12-12-2002, 02:24 PM	#21 (permalink)
OhioCouple Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6,616 Location: Ohio Status: Married Female	I Think The Gig is UP! I have a feeling this holiday season is going to be one to remember for sure. Most of those who know me from this site, know that my youngest and most spiciest child (age 19 1/2) has been acting VERY curious about our last years activities. She has been toying with us since about September or so of last year and has enjoyed every moment of it. Generally this youngest and most spiciest usually creates all of my siggy's for me. She is very good at it. Welp, yesterday I asked her to start thinking of one for after Christmas that had to deal with winter. The urchin is on a roll. I just recieved what she thought would be an interesting new siggy. It was of a naked, vuloptuous woman laying on the floor in a very alluring manner. Beneath it the type said "At your service". she signed it to me with one of her favorite lines that she loves to use when she is being very naughty. "ROFLMAOPIMPX1,000,000,000" "Will this do?" I'll admit I chuckled, so I responded back with asking where was the open fire, bear skin rug, and Mel Gibson. Then she moved the naked woman in the same position to a bedroom and on a bed. Fine, so I asked, where in the Heck is Mel? She then sends me a picture of a naked man, telling me that she couldn't get him in the bedroom with me, and that he prefers self-masturbation anyway. He'll have fun just looking at my siggy. I'll admit I am laughing really hard over this, BUT...you can bet come Chrismas day...there will not be a toy, piece of seductive clothing or a video that won't be stored in the attic under lock and key. I am so glad we have this new computer which has absolutely NO XXX pics on it, so I am afraid I am going to take the air out of her tires. I'll also make sure that she cannot corner me alone. I'll have somebody hooked to my hip all day, because if she can find a way to ask....trust me she will! Mrs. O ~ Who has the spiciest child in the country. Welcome __________________ Remember that human beings are complicated creatures. We like our bedtime routines but dislike routine in our bed times. - Sallie Foley, M.S.W.