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MrkLin · 12-08-2005, 10:42 PM

Thought I'd reopen this topic with another party idea we came up with for less than $10. I guess it could be considered kinky.

A friend of ours bought a game for swing parties. The game is designed to break the ice at parties and get people involved in interacting with others in the group. And boy does it ever! It's basically a stack of business cards that have been laminated and 2 dice. The cards are separated into 2 categories: Hot and Cold cards. The rules are simple - you roll the dice, pick a card, then do what the card says. If you roll an odd number, you pick a Cold card. If you roll an even number, you pick a Hot card. The cold cards are the tamer of the two and most of the instructions are of the kissing and petting through clothing variety. The hot cards can and sometimes do get you naked pretty quickly. The game is best played with a group of 4 or more couples.

Easy, yes? Well, we figured out this game was pretty tame for our tastes, and in fact had only 5 copies of 6 cards in each category. Not being one that knows when to leave well enough alone, I came up with a few cards of my own. I dropped into my friendly local office supply place and bought a packet of blank business cards for use in my printer. I then went to the cardmaker's website and downloaded software that lets you design labels and cards for their products. I fiddled with the design a bit and printed up some cards. The cost was around $8, and we now have 3 copies of 16 different cards in each category. We now use all of the cards together, and have found it's a lot more fun.

If you're interested in printing up a set for yourself, here are the cards we use in the current version of the game. I printed these instructions on what is supposed to be the back of the business card, then put a little graphic and either the word HOT or COLD on what is supposed to be the front. If you have any ideas for more cards of either category, please let us know. These were all I came up with at one sitting. Have fun!

Cold Cards

Choose another player and gently rub an area of his/her body of your choice.

Kiss & rub the chest of the player of your choice.

Kiss & rub the back of the player of your choice.

Kiss & rub the neck of the player of your choice.

Rub the butt & private area of the player of your choice.

Kiss (no tongue) the player of your choice.

Expose your bare breasts to the entire group. If you're already completely topless, draw another COLD card.

Draw one HOT card.

Select any player of your choice. That player will draw one HOT card and perform the action described on that card with you.

Give the player of your choice a slow, deep, sensual kiss.

Gently kiss and nibble the earlobes of the player of your choice.

Give the player of your choice a slow sensual kiss while you explore any clothed portion of the player's body with your hands. If all other players are completely naked, draw another COLD card.

Choose any other player and caress any fully clothed portion of that person's body. If all other players are completely naked, draw another COLD card.

Choose another player who is still clothed from the waist up. Kiss that player's neck and gently massage that player's shoulders through his/her clothing. If no other players are clothed from the waist up, draw another COLD card.

Choose any other player. As slowly and sensuously as you can, trace the outline of his/her lips using just the tip of your tongue.

Choose any other player. Stand behind that player and kiss his/her neck while you reach around him/her and explore the front of his/her body. No clothing may be removed and your hands may not roam underneath any clothing he/she may be wearing.

Choose any other player. Fondle and caress that player anywhere above the waist you'd like. No clothing may be removed and your hands may not roam underneath any clothing he/she may be wearing.

Choose any other player. Fondle and caress that player anywhere below the waist you'd like. No clothing may be removed and your hands may not roam underneath any clothing he/she may be wearing.

Hot cards

Kiss & rub the bare back of the player of your choice.

Kiss & rub the bare chest of the player of your choice.

Chose any other player. Kiss & lick the bare area of his/her body of your choice.

Rub the bare butt & private area of the player of your choice. You may reach into or under clothing to do it, but do not remove any clothing.

Rub the bare butt & private area of 2 players of your choice at the same time. You may reach into or under clothing to do it, but do not remove any clothing.

Deep kiss the player of your choice.

Moon the whole group (bare ass)

Remove one article of clothing. If you're already completely naked, draw another HOT card.

Remove one article of clothing from the player of your choice. If all other players are already completely naked, draw another HOT card.

Choose any other player and tell that player which one article of clothing he/she will remove. That player will stand in front of you and remove that article of clothing. Touching is allowed!

Choose any other player. That person first gets to help you remove one article of clothing of your choice, then kiss and fondle any portion of your body that is revealed by removing that article of clothing.

Choose up to 3 players. These players first get to help you remove one article of clothing of your choice, then kiss and fondle any portion of your body that is revealed by removing that article of clothing.

Choose any other player. That person will decide which exposed area of his or her body you are going to kiss. You may use your tongue.

Take any other player's hand in yours and give him/her a guided tour of your entire body.

Take any 2 other player's hands in yours and give them a guided tour of your entire body.

Choose any other player. Kiss and caress that player's nipples until they are nice and hard.

Choose any other player to help you remove all of your remaining clothing. He/she will then be allowed to explore your body with both hands. If you're already naked, draw another HOT card and shuffle this one back into the deck. NOTE: THERE IS JUST ONE OF THESE CARDS.

Choose any other player and help him/her to remove all of his/her remaining clothing. Then explore his/her body with both of your hands. If all other players are already completely naked, draw another HOT card. NOTE: THERE IS JUST ONE OF THESE CARDS.

Choose any other player. Kiss and caress the area of your choice below that player's waist. You may move clothing out of your way, but do not remove any clothing.

Choose any other player to help you demonstrate your favorite position for intercourse. No clothing may be removed to demonstrate this position.

Choose any other player who is completely naked. Kiss and caress any portion of that player's body you wish. If no players are completely naked, draw another HOT card and shuffle this one back into the deck.

The total cost was $8 for the blank cards, and we pirated the dice out of a board game we own but never play. If you must buy dice, they're usually less than a dollar for a pair.

As a side note, these business cards come in handy for other things as well. I put our names on some, and listed our e-mail address, our Yahoo profile address, and our SwingLifestyle.com profile address on it. How many times have you been at a party, and scrambled to find a pen and paper to give someone your e-mail address? We solved this problem by just handing out business cards with all of that info already on it. People love the idea, and I think several others are starting to do the same thing. I keep several in my wallet to pass out at clubs and parties. It works a treat.

12-08-2005, 10:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
MrkLin Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 343 Location: Northern NV Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:mrklin Blog Entries: 7	Re: The Kinkiest Thing You Can Do For Less Than $10 Thought I'd reopen this topic with another party idea we came up with for less than $10. I guess it could be considered kinky. A friend of ours bought a game for swing parties. The game is designed to break the ice at parties and get people involved in interacting with others in the group. And boy does it ever! It's basically a stack of business cards that have been laminated and 2 dice. The cards are separated into 2 categories: Hot and Cold cards. The rules are simple - you roll the dice, pick a card, then do what the card says. If you roll an odd number, you pick a Cold card. If you roll an even number, you pick a Hot card. The cold cards are the tamer of the two and most of the instructions are of the kissing and petting through clothing variety. The hot cards can and sometimes do get you naked pretty quickly. The game is best played with a group of 4 or more couples. Easy, yes? Well, we figured out this game was pretty tame for our tastes, and in fact had only 5 copies of 6 cards in each category. Not being one that knows when to leave well enough alone, I came up with a few cards of my own. I dropped into my friendly local office supply place and bought a packet of blank business cards for use in my printer. I then went to the cardmaker's website and downloaded software that lets you design labels and cards for their products. I fiddled with the design a bit and printed up some cards. The cost was around $8, and we now have 3 copies of 16 different cards in each category. We now use all of the cards together, and have found it's a lot more fun. If you're interested in printing up a set for yourself, here are the cards we use in the current version of the game. I printed these instructions on what is supposed to be the back of the business card, then put a little graphic and either the word HOT or COLD on what is supposed to be the front. If you have any ideas for more cards of either category, please let us know. These were all I came up with at one sitting. Have fun! Cold Cards Choose another player and gently rub an area of his/her body of your choice. Kiss & rub the chest of the player of your choice. Kiss & rub the back of the player of your choice. Kiss & rub the neck of the player of your choice. Rub the butt & private area of the player of your choice. Kiss (no tongue) the player of your choice. Expose your bare breasts to the entire group. If you're already completely topless, draw another COLD card. Draw one HOT card. Select any player of your choice. That player will draw one HOT card and perform the action described on that card with you. Give the player of your choice a slow, deep, sensual kiss. Gently kiss and nibble the earlobes of the player of your choice. Give the player of your choice a slow sensual kiss while you explore any clothed portion of the player's body with your hands. If all other players are completely naked, draw another COLD card. Choose any other player and caress any fully clothed portion of that person's body. If all other players are completely naked, draw another COLD card. Choose another player who is still clothed from the waist up. Kiss that player's neck and gently massage that player's shoulders through his/her clothing. If no other players are clothed from the waist up, draw another COLD card. Choose any other player. As slowly and sensuously as you can, trace the outline of his/her lips using just the tip of your tongue. Choose any other player. Stand behind that player and kiss his/her neck while you reach around him/her and explore the front of his/her body. No clothing may be removed and your hands may not roam underneath any clothing he/she may be wearing. Choose any other player. Fondle and caress that player anywhere above the waist you'd like. No clothing may be removed and your hands may not roam underneath any clothing he/she may be wearing. Choose any other player. Fondle and caress that player anywhere below the waist you'd like. No clothing may be removed and your hands may not roam underneath any clothing he/she may be wearing. Hot cards Kiss & rub the bare back of the player of your choice. Kiss & rub the bare chest of the player of your choice. Chose any other player. Kiss & lick the bare area of his/her body of your choice. Rub the bare butt & private area of the player of your choice. You may reach into or under clothing to do it, but do not remove any clothing. Rub the bare butt & private area of 2 players of your choice at the same time. You may reach into or under clothing to do it, but do not remove any clothing. Deep kiss the player of your choice. Moon the whole group (bare ass) Remove one article of clothing. If you're already completely naked, draw another HOT card. Remove one article of clothing from the player of your choice. If all other players are already completely naked, draw another HOT card. Choose any other player and tell that player which one article of clothing he/she will remove. That player will stand in front of you and remove that article of clothing. Touching is allowed! Choose any other player. That person first gets to help you remove one article of clothing of your choice, then kiss and fondle any portion of your body that is revealed by removing that article of clothing. Choose up to 3 players. These players first get to help you remove one article of clothing of your choice, then kiss and fondle any portion of your body that is revealed by removing that article of clothing. Choose any other player. That person will decide which exposed area of his or her body you are going to kiss. You may use your tongue. Take any other player's hand in yours and give him/her a guided tour of your entire body. Take any 2 other player's hands in yours and give them a guided tour of your entire body. Choose any other player. Kiss and caress that player's nipples until they are nice and hard. Choose any other player to help you remove all of your remaining clothing. He/she will then be allowed to explore your body with both hands. If you're already naked, draw another HOT card and shuffle this one back into the deck. NOTE: THERE IS JUST ONE OF THESE CARDS. Choose any other player and help him/her to remove all of his/her remaining clothing. Then explore his/her body with both of your hands. If all other players are already completely naked, draw another HOT card. NOTE: THERE IS JUST ONE OF THESE CARDS. Choose any other player. Kiss and caress the area of your choice below that player's waist. You may move clothing out of your way, but do not remove any clothing. Choose any other player to help you demonstrate your favorite position for intercourse. No clothing may be removed to demonstrate this position. Choose any other player who is completely naked. Kiss and caress any portion of that player's body you wish. If no players are completely naked, draw another HOT card and shuffle this one back into the deck. The total cost was $8 for the blank cards, and we pirated the dice out of a board game we own but never play. If you must buy dice, they're usually less than a dollar for a pair. As a side note, these business cards come in handy for other things as well. I put our names on some, and listed our e-mail address, our Yahoo profile address, and our SwingLifestyle.com profile address on it. How many times have you been at a party, and scrambled to find a pen and paper to give someone your e-mail address? We solved this problem by just handing out business cards with all of that info already on it. People love the idea, and I think several others are starting to do the same thing. I keep several in my wallet to pass out at clubs and parties. It works a treat.