Mariposa.....funny you should mention that. Just this past week, a very good friend went out with us and got really drunk and confided in us that this redneck guy that she had been seeing actually did let one loose right when she was in the middle of giving him some head. As I mentioned before, she was pretty toasted when she told us, and she drunkenly exclaimed, "there's a country song here somewhere!!" And then she spent a good part of the rest of the night trying to convince me to write her a song about it....well, I did....it's a medium waltze tempo and goes something like this.
He looked at me and said, "baby, please!"
So dutifully I got on my knees
And just about time that I got started
That stupid asshole went and farted.
It smelled of collards, sulfur and eggs
and reeked of onions and coffee dregs
Now, givin' good head is something I've mastered
But never again to that redneck bastard.
Nothing turns me off so fast
As some dumb bastard passin' gas
So if you want my lips on you
Then don't dare fart until I'm through!!!
There are a couple of more verses, but I don't want to bore you nice folks, and you can pretty much get the gist of it. Sportync
