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Old 11-17-2005, 03:32 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Default Re: most embarrassing sex moments

Ok.....this one wasn't during sex, but rather what happened as a result of.

A few years ago we were getting ready to head out. Tammy's in the walk-in closet, nude, picking out her outfit for the evening. Watching her from the bed, I got aroused. So, I join her in the closet and slip in from behind. She half bends over and holds on to the shelf as I continue. We were going at it for about 10 minutes when she starts moaning quite loudly. This starts me thrusting really hard and deep in time with her moaning. It wasn't long before I felt an abnormal twinge below. OK.....time to change position. As I pull out to rearrange us, I see blood on my cock "Uhhhhhhh, honey, I think you started your period." Into the shower we both go to rinse off. Next thing you know I'm pissing blood

Jeez......I broke my dick. Tammy's very concerned, while I'm not too worried. I assumed I just broke a blood vessel or something from the vigorous shag we just had. She wants me to go to the 24 hr emergency clinic as it's sunday evening. "No chance" I tell her. "What's a general doctor gonna know about my broke dick".

Next morning, I wake with a hardon.......alright, he still works . But I'm still pissing a little blood. Off to our family doctor we go. He examines me.....and even checks my prostate :rollseyes. Cannot find anything wrong....so he recommends a urologist. Off we go to Dr. Wang......yes, I kid you not, Dr Wang, an asian urologist lol He examines me and also checks my prostate(:rollseyes this is getting old now). He tells me this usually happens to black men I didn't ask what he meant by that by that, but I wondered: was it because I'm above average in size and the stereotype comes into play, or they like to have vigorous sex, or that he primarily sees black men as patients Anyway, he then tells me he wants to scope my dick "You're kidding, right Doc". Nope, he sets up the appointment for the next day.

The next day finds me dressed in the hospital gown laying on the table. This hottie blonde nurse shows me the tube they are gonna insert in my dick , and there is the tv screen they'll be observing the view on. Fuck.....it's amazing the shit a little pussy can get you into. I look at the nurse and tell her "if I pop some wood after I'm out.......it's cuz I'm thinking about you.....not the Doc." She just smiled and said "you'll be fine" I woke up from the anastetic with a sore dick. It felt worse than it did when I broke it. The Doc then tells me that it was a broken blood vessel, and it will heal on it's own. Great, this was all for "peace of mind" :rollseyes

Needless to say, we haven't tried that position again.

Brett
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