I went out on a double date with my college roomate one time. It was a very cold November night and we were on motorcycles. No moon either. It was the first date with this gal. We hit it off pretty well and ended up on a dark private road overlooking the valley. After kissing and her telling me that her mother had warned her about guys like me, we ended up in a 69 with me on top. She had to lay on my coat. Man it was cold! Anyway the other couple was up the road a bit and failed to warn us that a car was coming.
Well, I didn't know that we'd settled down in the middle of the road...And you never saw a guy get up so fast and pull up his pants while the girl sat there trying to wrap my coat around herself. They cruised on by like we were a fence post or something, then skidded to a stop and yelled back, "Not in the Middle of the Road!".
She sent me a Christmas card that implored me to try to keep it out of the "Spotlight".
Male D