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Originally Posted by intuition897 Priceless. Reminds me of one of those feel-good chain emails titled "Kids say the darndest things". I seem to remember a horror story about a woman in a bank with her 3 year old. The kid was angry that she wasn't allowed to do whatever it was she wanted at that moment (buy a doll or something). So while waiting in the long lineup, the little girl puffs herself up, and hollers, "If YOU don't let me buy that doll, I'M GOING TO TELL GRANDMA THAT I SAW YOU KISSING DADDY'S PEE-PEE LAST NIGHT!!" Needless to say, the woman grabbed the kid and bolted, the sound of the other customers' laughter ringing in her ears. What a nightmare. Email urban legend probably, but it's just so horrible it might be actually true.  |
Seems like I've heard a similar story, except it was supposedly in a grocery store line. Some sweet little child (not sure if it was a boy or girl) was mad @ mommy for not buying them something, and proceeded to tell her that he (or she) would inform Grandma that they had come down stairs last night & saw mommy " brushing her teeth with daddies pee-pee."
Like you said, probably an urban legend, but funny as hell none the less.