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Originally Posted by Dolphins524 ...were having a nice family moment just talking & spending time w/ each other when he, for what ever reason, proceeded to tell my mother in law about the time he saw Mrs. D on top of his daddy & we were "rubbing our pee pee's" on each other  . Don't know which time it was or how much he saw, but Mrs. D had to leave the room  . She must have been 20 sheets of red when she told me about it. |
Priceless. Reminds me of one of those feel-good chain emails titled "Kids say the darndest things". I seem to remember a horror story about a woman in a bank with her 3 year old. The kid was angry that she wasn't allowed to do whatever it was she wanted at that moment (buy a doll or something). So while waiting in the long lineup, the little girl puffs herself up, and hollers, "If YOU don't let me buy that doll, I'M GOING TO TELL GRANDMA THAT I SAW YOU KISSING DADDY'S PEE-PEE LAST NIGHT!!" Needless to say, the woman grabbed the kid and bolted, the sound of the other customers' laughter ringing in her ears. What a nightmare. Email urban legend probably, but it's just so horrible it might be actually true.
