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Originally Posted by Spoomonkey Let's start with the tough questions...
1. If forced to choose between beef or pork - which would you choose, Jewish or Hindu?
2. Why does the word "average" make men feel better?
3. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
4. If peace and love were puppies and rainbows, what would evil and retarded be?
5. Who is your all time favorite Brady?
6. If Bears, Vikings and Lions are frightening in their natural environment, where are Packers scary? Prison?
7. How many fingers do I have up?
8. Up where?
9. Is "Never say never" redundant?
10. If "love is blind" is really a good idea for single people to drink?
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Spoo, I am afraid I don't have near the sense of humor and wit that you possess, so my answers will probably come across much more seriously than you intended with the questions. lol By the way, I would PAY to watch you from afar, mingling and conversing with people.
1. I think I am very slow-witted on this one ... beef? Jewish? lol
2. How does the word "average" make you feel? For a literal answer, I suppose because "average" is better than small, which counteracts it being worse than small. Or maybe because "average" is roughly 70% and therefore a majority ... no one likes being singled out.
3. I guess as long as they are made without animal fats or oils, they would be acceptable to most vegetarians. Vegans might be another matter altogether, however.
4. Evil and Retarded .... ummmmmm, I think Evil would be serial killers and Retarded would be ..... ummm, I think it might be too political for this board to say it out loud (or in writing, whatever).
5. Jan was my favorite Brady ... she was way under appreciated.
6. Prison, sure, that's a fair answer.
7. Do you still have any up?
8. Yeah, up where? That was my next question. Hard to type with any of them UP.
9. VERY
10. Probably not. But sometimes when the pickings are slim, you gotta drink til they are attractive.