[EternallySingle]

For those of you that didn't get it, single women swing because 75% of the time they are going to have sex with the person/people they want to have sex with. In fact, women can do that without swinging. Unfortunately, I helped a married woman cheat this summer. I found out she was married when she called to cancel our date because her husband decided to join her for the weekend. When she tried to confront me after I said I didn't want to see her again, she said that she and her husband have a deal. During the summer the kids go to summer camp and they do what they want, no questions, no explainations. That was cool...for them. I cancelled dinner with an ex-girlfriend because I was supposed to go out with miss Open Marriage. Of course, when I called the other woman to say I was free, she had found someone else to go to dinner with.

For women it is almost that easy. Men typically have to look for someone to have sex with. Women typically only have to choose from who is available. Different actions, same amount of difficulty. For men, the problem is being taken seriously. For women its knowing who is serious and capable, but its rarely finding someone who is willing. A woman that works at having sex with a particular man is either trying to match schedules or trying to convince him to take her seriously...and she won't do either for long unless she is tunnel vision hire a private investigator to follow him can't sleep because she wants to know where he is every moment has a three hundred dollar a month cell phone bill because she calls him every fifteen minutes in love.