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Originally Posted by Wellwhatever While we're at it, why don't people ask of the sought-after single female what's her hidden problem -- if she's so great, why doesn't she have a husband or boyfriend??? Seems like a fair question. |
I remember, when I was a kid, a joke that got told around my house. Of course, I didn't get it as a kid, but for some reason it has always stuck with me... Maybe it has been in my memory for a post like this...
A little boy and a little girl decide to play doctor. She shows him her's - and then he shows her his. She is shocked - having never seen a penis before.
"I want one!" She says - and the boy just laughs.
"It's mine," He says, laughing meanly. "You can't have one!"
The girl stomps off upset...
The next day, she sees the liitle boy again and she starts laughing.
"What are you laughing at?" He asks.
She points at her "girl part" and says, "I told my mom that we played doctor and that I wanted a penis. I told her you said I couldn't have one. But she said as long as I have one of these, I can have any one of those I want."
It's not really a fair question now is it?
Spoomonkey