That was great Spoo, made me chuckle. Thanks
We are BIG believers in regular STI check-ups. Even with practising "Safer Sex" (penetration with condoms only), we both go every 4-6 months, and get as complete a STI screening as possible. Carol even gets vaginal wall scrapings for HPV (one cause of cervical cancer). We always encourage everyone we know to get tested fully and often.
Danny & Carol