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Originally Posted by Sunnylow67 So what's the specials for the hubby? |
Good point. I can see the conversation on their wedding night. "Well Honey, I circle-jerked 40 guys at this one party-Had to take a long shower to get all the splooge out of my hair, I fucked about 20 guys and gals with a strap-on, I've had lots of women take turns licking my snatch while I licked theirs, I masturbated in front of 50 people at this other party, but hey, I'm a Virgin, my hoochie has never been penetrated by a real live tallywhacker, I'm as pure as the driven snow!"
I don't think most guys have this in mind when imagining a Virgin.