The Swingers Board - View Single Post - Member of the Week Interview #12

**two4youinswva** · 10-06-2005, 07:37 PM

intuition897 said: Hi guys, have fun in the hot seat! Now eet ees MY turn to ask zee questions....MWAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
--oh shit.....

And then asked:

Have you told any of your family and friends that you swing?
--Oh, Hell no!

--Well, actually, Mrs two4you's sister has asked us what we're doing on "club weekend", and Mrs two4you always tells her "We're going out and finding some people to screw". She never believes her, and always says "Yeah, right! You guys are perverts!"

What has been your scariest "almost outed" moment to date (if applicable)?
--The closest is something similar to an episode your related to the board once. I stepped outside the house for a moment, and Mrs two4you was bringing the neighbor inside. I suddenly realized that right there in the living room was my laptop with THE SWINGERS BOARD home page pulled up in all it's glory.

I was able to ease in and close the laptop casually enough before the neighbor could see what was going on.

Any "if they only knew" stories?
--Mrs two4you has been around others at work when they were discussing "what swingers do". They mention the old "keys in a bowl and the ladies pull out the keys at the end of the night", and the like. It's all she can do to keep her mouth shut.

Finish the sentence: "You know you're a swinger when..."
-- Your lovely wife says, "Yeah, I'd do her".
-- Your the MOTW and being interviewed!.... WooHoo!!

Dog people or cat people?
--Yes! We love both and have both. If push comes to shove and a choice must be made, we lean a little bit more towards cats.

Describe your ideal swinging situation or encounter.
--Well, it used to be "Find a couple online that interested us, meet them for dinner, decide if we wanted to be FWB, then at some point, have a swinging experience with them"
Ideally for us now is, "Find a hot couple at the club, have some drinks and chat for a while, if she's bi and they seem like fun, then we're ready to get it on then!" If they then become friends, well that's cool too.
Oh, and we're always looking for a 3 or 4 couple pileup too!

Well, that's all I can think of...FOR NOW!
--So, this is like your shortest post ever, right?

10-06-2005, 07:37 PM	#19 (permalink)
two4youinswva Better than Ice Cream Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,431 Location: va Status: Couple. He posts, She reads Blog Entries: 1	Re: Member of the Week Interview #12 - two4youinswva intuition897 said: Hi guys, have fun in the hot seat! Now eet ees MY turn to ask zee questions....MWAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! --oh shit..... And then asked: Have you told any of your family and friends that you swing? --Oh, Hell no! --Well, actually, Mrs two4you's sister has asked us what we're doing on "club weekend", and Mrs two4you always tells her "We're going out and finding some people to screw". She never believes her, and always says "Yeah, right! You guys are perverts!" What has been your scariest "almost outed" moment to date (if applicable)? --The closest is something similar to an episode your related to the board once. I stepped outside the house for a moment, and Mrs two4you was bringing the neighbor inside. I suddenly realized that right there in the living room was my laptop with THE SWINGERS BOARD home page pulled up in all it's glory. I was able to ease in and close the laptop casually enough before the neighbor could see what was going on. Any "if they only knew" stories? --Mrs two4you has been around others at work when they were discussing "what swingers do". They mention the old "keys in a bowl and the ladies pull out the keys at the end of the night", and the like. It's all she can do to keep her mouth shut. Finish the sentence: "You know you're a swinger when..." -- Your lovely wife says, "Yeah, I'd do her". -- Your the MOTW and being interviewed!.... WooHoo!! Dog people or cat people? --Yes! We love both and have both. If push comes to shove and a choice must be made, we lean a little bit more towards cats. Describe your ideal swinging situation or encounter. --Well, it used to be "Find a couple online that interested us, meet them for dinner, decide if we wanted to be FWB, then at some point, have a swinging experience with them" Ideally for us now is, "Find a hot couple at the club, have some drinks and chat for a while, if she's bi and they seem like fun, then we're ready to get it on then!" If they then become friends, well that's cool too. Oh, and we're always looking for a 3 or 4 couple pileup too! Well, that's all I can think of...FOR NOW! --So, this is like your shortest post ever, right? __________________ Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ....... then it hits me.