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Originally Posted by LikeMinds321 Do you think many guys like the idea of DP, but when it comes down to finally meeting they chicken out because they have little experience in this area or lack the comfort level required for it? |
I can't speak about how other guys feel, since I'm just li'l old
me. But I feel the same way about some other guy trying to fuck a woman
I'm fucking, as I do about some other guy trying to drink out of MY pitcher of beer while I'M drinking it. Only in this case, it's 10 times worse.
Yea, I've done DP, but slappin' man-stones wasn't so bad. Hell, that was the
easy part! What I remember most about it was how physically hard it was for everybody involved. The woman was afraid to grind her hips as much as she usually did because neither she nor I could reach her ass, and
he sure as hell wasn't going to "pop me back in" if it was
my dick that fell out. Plus, the other guy was like 6'3" and 240 or so, and had bad knees or back or something. So the whole time, he was trying to hover over her ass like a damn helicopter, but we could all tell by the sounds he was making he was about to "jettison his sling load" and "land" on a nearby chair.
That would have been fine with
me, since I was at the bottom of that sweaty, grunting, dog-and-pony show, just trying to fuckin'
breathe. I couldn't see, I couldn't move, I couldn't thrust my hips, I couldn't even play with her tits because they were all smashed up against my chest. It felt like the World Trade Center had collapsed on
me. I'm just glad I wasn't killed - I'd hate to think what the NY Post might have run for their headline...
Man Found Dead in NYC Hotel Room-
Believed to be Victim of MFM Accident Giuliani Promises Full Investigation
There's nothing wrong with a DP...if you're a coal miner with a full breathing apparatus and the other guy is a midget acrobat with a 10-inch dick. But I'm glad I've got
that checked off my "list of things to do before I die."