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Old 09-29-2005, 07:36 PM   #30 (permalink)
Spoomonkey
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Default Re: Penis size affects on swinging? Ladies

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Originally Posted by BodyScape02
for me...base of the erect shaft on the belly button side to the tip... that does not include the balls...

anyone else?
From the base of the spine to the chin...

I doubt you will get flamed for it. People lying to get you in bed - be it about their penis size or their relation to famous people is a fair enough reason to get pissed. Honestly, the fact that you entertained them at all... Well - I am glad that you have put your foot down... It's about time...

Honestly, this has never been a question we've been asked - nor have we asked it. While I completely understand if it is a preference, it isn't for us. We are attracted to personalities - but there have been a few painfully small playmates out there for Mrs Spoomonkey and those are ALWAYS disappointing.

But, I guess that is such a relative thing. She says it is because I have her spoiled - and while that is flattering, I realize that while I may be bigger than some of those guys, I am not exactly "porn worthy" - even with my screwy measuring system. If someone is used to John Holmes, I figure everyone would pale in comparison.

The only time "numbers" came up was AFTER we played with a couple. We really didn't enjoy them, so we slid quickly to club acquaintences. However, sometime later, they contacted us through a website - not knowing it was us. We saw their pictures, read their descriptions and had to laugh at his claim of an "eight inch cock to please you."

Though - to be fair - he may have a short rooster who tells jokes...

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