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plainspeople · 07-26-2005, 02:40 AM

When we were first married, the only children we had was my wife's Siamese cat and my blue-heeler pup. We kept our sex toys in a nook on the headboard of our waterbed. About six months after our honeymoon, was entertaining the in-laws. After supper, was sitting in the livingroom chatting when my pup came carrying up from our basement bedroom her newly discovered "chew-toy", dropped it at my feet and sat there waiting for me to play catch w/ her. Talk about embarassment!

Now they reside in the locked top drawer of my dresser. A little unhandy, but has saved me from further embarassment, especially now w/ a 12 year-old daugher, an inquisitive 3 year old son, her beagle, and my yellow lab.

I do miss my blue heeler (she passed away 6 years ago), and the wife misses her "dong."

07-26-2005, 02:40 AM	#45 (permalink)
plainspeople Active Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 38 Location: KS Status: Couple	Re: Where do you keep your toys? When we were first married, the only children we had was my wife's Siamese cat and my blue-heeler pup. We kept our sex toys in a nook on the headboard of our waterbed. About six months after our honeymoon, was entertaining the in-laws. After supper, was sitting in the livingroom chatting when my pup came carrying up from our basement bedroom her newly discovered "chew-toy", dropped it at my feet and sat there waiting for me to play catch w/ her. Talk about embarassment! Now they reside in the locked top drawer of my dresser. A little unhandy, but has saved me from further embarassment, especially now w/ a 12 year-old daugher, an inquisitive 3 year old son, her beagle, and my yellow lab. I do miss my blue heeler (she passed away 6 years ago), and the wife misses her "dong."